Total Medals Earned: 210 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,705 Points
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 27/40 (190/500 points)
Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.
Fortify an area.
Knock down 200 Zombies.
Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.
Decapitate 200 Zombies.
Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.
Open 25 crates.
Kick a Goliath.
Buy your first Skill.
Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.
Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.
Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.
Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.
Buy all the skills.
Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.
Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.
Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.
Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.
Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.
Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.
Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Shoot off 400 arms.
Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.
Kick 100 Zombie Heads.
Surf 25 times.
Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.
Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.
Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.
Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.
Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.
Finish the game.
Obtain all other Medals.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 12/20 (205/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Return the farmer's pig
Defeat the fish boss
Find one thousand coins
return the old mans speedos
Beat a level set without dieing
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Defeat the spider boss
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Find one million coins
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 10/20 (110/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories